a random coming out story

of the fun relaxed kind

so I am out to my roommates and anyone who asks, but I'm meeting a bunch of new people so it has come up a lot recently (i never noticed until recently just how much straight girls just meeting each other talk non-stop about boys...i'm always like yeah, not really my thing...dont you think that chick has a nice ass)

so anyway a bunch of us after we got back yesterday (after trying a short cut home up a gross hill, barbed wire, and three fences...long story...but i kick ass at climbing fences) were tired and dirty so we decided to just have a greys anatomy marathon ( I love greys anatomy)

my friend: "don't you think merideth's boobs are fake"
me: immediate "no"
everyone else: "maybe"
friend 2: "why did you answer so quickly?"
me: "well they are real..look they are lower than fake ones would be...and the right ones a tiny bit smaller"
another girl: "but she is so skinny...they have to be fake"
me: "small girls can have breasts, and meredith's aren't that big" *gesture toward myself*
friend 2: "who knew you were such a breast connoisseur?"
me: *sly smile* "it takes practice"
my roommate: * laughs*"you are such a lesbian"
me: *laughs* "yep"