finals = blogs

ahhh finals...how i loathe thee.

actually i like tests....i dont like papers, papers can go fuck themselves.

but i always blog during finals, it was actually procrastinating during finals that led me to stop lurking and start blogging or at least talking to people in the kelkaverse, man that was like a year and a half ago...weird....wow that totes just made it sink in that six months is a half a year, yay baby :)

anywho when finals end sylvia comes the day after, so :) :):) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and puppies and bubbles

poor thing has to deal with my family, but she will get rewarded for 3 weeks :) yay :)

i was trying to work today and everything keeps messing up my flow
first i was all excited about Indian food, but they canceled my order
then i was really tired, so i tried to nap
then i was like lipton tea!, but there were gay boy hook ups in the way of me and the kitchen
then gay boy came and talked to me forever looking for advice cause he hook up with above guy, while blowing off the boy he has been dating (2 dates) so i had to make him feel better....i hate when people ask me for advice, gay boys are just so different

now i cant stop sneezing...seriously every 30 seconds, for the past 15 minutes

and my horrid PMS (no joke i have the worst PMS ever) is so badly timed right now

grr, i need to at least finish research for monday 10 page paper tonight...so off to make tea, which will help with the sneezing, tiredness, and pms now that the living room is gay free

(aslo grrr baby for not warning me about more blood shooting on greys)

my back hurts

but someone pretty told me to update



so stop talking to your mom and talk yo me, im all sleepy and cute ('unlike your mother )

song

my girlfriend has the internet the internet the internet

my girlfriend has the internet

but she is alseep :(

photos i like

so im back :(

but as you all know the week was awesome...for more eloquence see the more eloquent one, shes also the funny one and the smart one...so who knows which one i am :)

anywho..i feel it my job to post pics of siv where she doesnt look autistic (we just both dont seem to look fine at the same time...thought that picture is cute)

for instance this my fav pic of myself




these are my fav pictures of her, which i feel weird about posting...but im bored..and like looking at them..but they'll probs come down soon





lol, i feel so weird posting pictures but at this point so few people read my blog that its fine :) :)

oh and awesome england-




evil england-

hella long time

(and i got a camera)

LOL...dude i forgot about this thing....


so my life has been crazy lately...or all falling into place who know :)

hmmm...so school started...a long time ago...and its my senior year hard semester...so let just say................HARD

but im taking yoga so am getting all limber :)

i just took a bath, because when i was putting away some bath shit i dropped a glass jar of sugar scrub...so in cleaning it up got covered in essential oils.

so bath :) with essential oils bath salts that had petals in it..let me tell you, ive never taken a bath quite like it...my skin is literally glowing (me thinks i will be taking these with me to england)

cause oh yes ENGLAND ...despite my trepidations about the weird emmigration aspects of the UK that stress my gf out, right now it is the best place ever as it is where my favorite person ever now resides.

(and it was hella cheap...buy plane tickets everybody, the prices are ridc low!)

lets just say im super excited :) :) :)

hmmmm, what esle...yeah, i told both my sisters about my gf in similarly awkward ways...parking lots and e-mail, im one class act :)

in stressful news my 19 year old cat died which made me hella sad.



rip george the cat :(

and my dad might move to san deigo (or might not, who knows) and is systematically sending me all parts of my bedroom which is making me paranoid that i will come home this christmas to yet antoher weaving room for my step-mom (she currently has 6) and will have to sleep on the floor in the livingroom, with yet another loom and wool everywhere.

but i moved and have my own, undecorated and bed coming soon room



and im going to see Metric with my gay boy roommate tomorrow so thats awesome!

life is awesome!

so is sivi :)

and my skin!

arggh

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


i dont like stress


it needs to go away...esp as i move on monday without ever having left the city


i dislike bureaucracy, schedules, phone calls, administrations, mean people, my girlfriends move, england, banks, best buy for not having my camera, internet providers, the fact that my cat is dying next week (who i cant remember not having), my step mother, and the fact that i am upset at the prospect of my father most likely moving to san diego by January when i shouldnt care as i am graduating soon..just still...if it happens it officially means i have no home and indicates a great possibility that i will not be allowed to visit and possibly only see my father for one day a year, my father in general, and stress


i do like

my roommate for being nice neat organized and easy
my new apartment
having enough in savings
my new camera when it arrives
the office
pam and jim
michael and jan
dwight
and my girlfriend


right now everything else sucks....grrrrrrrr

random

8-random-facts thing. These are the rules:

1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

8. I love lists with no point. They are my go to thing, i do most things string of consciousness without thought for grammar or punctuation...i like free form. i hate using my shift key....and like the feeling of not giving a second thought to what comes out of my brain. this often gets me in trouble... or stresses me out when i get overly cautious about what i say...

it goes with me being one of the most random person in the universe

in the past few days i have randomly expressed questions over wheter or not water was scientifically frictive, the logistics of turtle sex (well that wasnt random), the giant anteater baby at the zoo, and a number of other things that seem normal to me and are totes not to anyone else.

7. I adore family stories and stories from childhood.

i eat them up...from anyone....not only people im related too...esp when told in that time right after dinner...i just love stories.

it might come from being raised by a very verbose exuberant family...and tuned by a children's librarian who lived for story hour, and a never ending stream of NPR ....aka an early love for the likes of David Sederis who is the master at the family story...we used to go to storytelling festivals all the time....i love the cadence of peoples voices and the rhythms with which they speak.

there is an art to telling them that everyone in my family seems to have, that i dont. but i do like listening and like a little kid the retelling of things i already have heard a thousand times. ...one of the qualities i find most attractive in people is the ability to tell a story truly well (and i think i got that :))

its a great way to learn things you never knew about a person, and awesome new things about your family even.

for instance tonight we got on the topic of fire stations which led to my sister telling me and my niece a story about my mother that i had never heard before...but pretty much sums up the type of person she was:

In a great examples of things that only would happen to my mother (some say i inherited this trait) the car broke down a few days before Christmas...during rush hour, on a busy street....near the entrance to the mall...with 4 children. apparently this was in front of the fire station so she marched us over there, banged on the door and we hung out there well she waited for my father and the tow truck or whatever....so during this time of randomly subjecting the awesome firemen to us for a number of hours she apparently made friends...and from that point on would stop by the fire station to bring food or cookies every couple weeks and hang out at the fire house....that pole was kick ass.

she had this thing about gestures of thanks for people who helped her out...like the time the basement flooded so there had to be a special garbage pick -up and she was so pleased with the nice garbage men that she wrote a letter to the city that became published on the front page of the metro section of the Chicago tribune.

she was that type of lady...its why she had all sorts of weird friends, like priests, foreign scientists, and those few years where we housed unwed pregnant teenagers and wayward random teens that were kicked out of their homes...she just knew people...its not like she was part of an organization that i knew about

anyway ...i like stories..they are the best way to learn about people...and one of the only ways i know how to describe how im feeling...i tell some sort of weird story from my past to try and explain why i react in a certain way.

6. i am having a completely shitty day...of epic proportions....it just sucks....i messed up something mighty awful in the past 6 months and this is the end result. but im cheering up...i usually do once bad news hits, i do well after processing...a bad end is at least an end. im actually more relaxed than i have been in months, the nauseous feeling at the pit of my stomach is gone to a certain extent.

5. I compulsively push my glasses up my nose. You know the one finger press up the bridge of your nose thing....yeah i do that all the time...even when i dont have my glasses on...and then get all confused as to why i am poking myself in the forehead.

4. I love random animal facts and random animals...i mean adore....i am currently quite excited about this new baby giant anteater at the zoo....and maybe a baby pigmy hippo. The giant anteater is about a month old and about 3 lbs....they arent sure of the gender yet and they currently spend all their time on the backs of their moms. ...pigmy hippos are just awesome...hippos are viscous....i like zebus and okapis...and hybrid animals like the wolphin...turtles have hooked penises (that come out of the anus as turtle have but one opening), ducks curly ones, and ducks have violent sex...moose can dive up to 18 feet underwater to feast on seaweed and then float up by their tales...zebras are reactionary and giraffes are insincere.

i have a secret love for the show Growing up... on animal planet....and like those animal cop shows

3. it has always bugged me that read is both past and present tense. seriously it drives me nuts everytime i use it in the past tense...it just bothers me.

2. i cant sing for shit (in fact my girlfriend has banned me from even attempting to sing) but i will randomly make up songs about what i am doing through out the day. like...baby wake up..and i need to take a shower but you are still awake...why arent you napping yet cause i feel groooody...and im washing the blue dish..yes the blue dish....i dont even realize i am doing it...but i do.

1. i LOVE explosions.....and disaster movies...and action movies. when i am grumpy i will cheer up right away at the sight of a bad action movie....im sure i have a ranting post about them somewhere on this blog...i have done it a few times. if i could teach one class it would be on the formula of a disaster movie.

im hella excited about every summer for all of the horrible summer blockbusters...because i adore them...they just make me all excited and happy and riled up.

if you get me started i can talk about action movies til the cows come home...the other night in a rather sad attempt to cheer someone up i got carried away with a rant about awesome denzel washingtons rigoutous anger movies ....which lead to a lengthy excited listing of my favorite moments in movies where people drop to their knees in the dark muddy rainstorm (most likely on a dirty road in a puddle) and scream "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" to the heavens

i love that shit....

one of the highlights of my life was seeing this building implode ...from right up front:



ok so my circle is rather small...and my least favorite part of things like this is finding 8 people to tag ...who havent been so here is a quick try

aimee
sparklemotion
sock
pam
sissi
wilson
carsen's tia
madi (if she hasnt been already)

another fact...im too lazy to continue linking and commenting at the moment ...cause i am lazy and need to leave to see stuff blow up

an interesting summer

lol, i am now officially in my second longest relationship :) Yay me! (Im seeing myself as selective, not as a past rather slutty individual)

which is already a hell of a lot better than any of the others, cause my gf kicks ass (oh yes i realize how suave and romantic that statement is)

I never blog anymore....guess i dont need the outlet anymore...and im rarely bored with excess nervous energy. Ive been fantastic. I love how the perfect thing just sneaks up on you when you are least expecting it...and fills in everything else.

In other news...summer is coming to a close :( and i really hope i get at least one week of it to enjoy with nothing hanging over my head. And as soon as i bother to send out and fill out a bunch of applications, my sisters childcare falls through and I have the perfect job back (at way better pay) cause really my true passion in life is to make animal noises and sing fake songs about zebus.

Oh and i move into my awesome new apartment with my own room and dining room and living room and kitchen and gay boy and maybe a kitty on August 19th. im looking forward to decorating and stealing pretty much all of my sisters current furniture. i get the bed!!! and my beloved old friend the futon couch :)

My life is looking pretty amaxing at the moment, i know yall are jealous. I read about trains and say grrr for money, have a bed and a room in my future, am almost done with school right before it starts again..but im a senior! [finally], really need to find that internship, just got some really cute new panties, and have this awesome chick who like loves me and makes me happier everyday :)

hope all is well with yall :)

best song ever

I got an e-mail from my dad this morning as he had found my favorite song EVER from when i was a kid!!!!!

My name is stegosaurus,
I'm a funny looking dinosaur.
For on my back are many bony plates,
And on my tails there's more.

My front two legs are very short.
My back two legs are long.
My body's big, my head is very small
I'm put together wrong!

Sometimes another dinosaur comes by
And wants to fight
I dont use fists, I use my tail
It has four sharp, sharp spikes!

lol...lets face it, i still love this song...i sing the first part all the time...

there was no subject or chit-chat in the email just the words, then a bunch of crazy responses from my siblings...ahh, i do miss our awesome yellow van

then he responded with:

You will owe me.

A cassette recording of "Our Dinosaur Friends" is in the collection at the Alexandria VA public library.

Beatley Central Library children's av. sect. music cassette 567.91 Bar Checked in


- Dad

---

this sums my family up in a nut shell

yes...

im alive

...and well :)

very well

and completely batshit out of it at the moment and leaving random messages with all my abandoned real friends...i blame whatever happened to my brain this week from all my writing of papers and etc

but i am done with my summer school :) .... and almost done with everything...almost..will be soon...that will be AWESOME

so anyway...i fell of the planet for awhile there...or a few months, im going to see if i can recover from that, but who knows...im pretty content as is :)...just my voice mail is about to explode...

hmmm

what the hell hasnt happened to me this summer

- burned my hand with cheese
- fell off of a bike when surrounded by people in wheelchairs.. hurt said wrist
- got ear infection
- ignored ear infection
- ignored ear infection turned into pneumonia
- got real fucking sick...again
- got blood checked...am not dying :)
- dont ignore ear infections in the summer folks
- lost drivers license
- got parking ticket
- lost keys
- cell phone is on crack
- fell behind
- started catch up
- took summer school
- teacher was gay friend of other gay friend
- helped gay friend drug her cat
- got really happy
- tried new things
- started new very good things
- dad got sick..dad is fine
- need job
- have new hobby...a great hobby
- still need job
- got carpal tunnel
- carpal tunnel went away
- got over mono
- did not buy any shoes or t-shirts....oh wait..there was that one...
- turned a little hippie
- got lesbian stalker
- sister cant be roommate next year
- had to find new roommate
- gay boyfriends roommate transfered
- am living with gay boyfriend!!!
- am obsessing about new apartment
- am soooo paying (daddy money for the last year...:() more to have own bedroom
- place can have cats
- sister mentioned i should get a cat
- i SOOOOOO want a cat now
- ...really want cat
- cute little cat
- i dont even like cats all that much
- but still....want cat
- roommate better not be allergic
- that would make me cry
- ignored ALL of my friends for over a month
- am trying to fix that
- am completly involved in my own little world
- am not on drugs

the gayest thing ever

the feature length village people musical.....best. thing. ever.

(and finally back on you tube...i say in honor of pride)

anti-social bubble

so my gay boyfriend came back to town last night and already has us planned up the waszo, which i find amusing as I have been in my own little world for the past few weeks

we eased into it with coffee, driving, and tales of gay boy "i dont want a relationship, but every gay boy i know falls in love with me and then freaks out" drama...poor thing, he really is the cutest nicest boy ever, besides his pension for breaking gay boy hearts, i adore him and am a little in love with him myself

living 1.1 miles away from each other is going to be amazing, i might turn into a gay man :)

anyway, i realized tonight how immersed in my own little world i have been lately by how the world at large seems almost unreal, it was weird... i cant explain it

i mean we are getting a group together to pre-game and go out to a pride event at a club tomorrow night and I am actually nervous about being around that many people again....this coming from me...i love bars, wtf?

lol, but we will hold each others hand and all will be well. He had this whole plan where we would go out and both hook up tomorrow, before i would have been all "hell yeah, well see who gets the hottest" and tonight i was like ".... have fun with that ... i'll hold the drinks and make sure whomever straight girl that might have been invited gets a cab home alright" [why is there always a random straight girl who expects protection?]

i really think i have grown up at some point, i'm just content as i am...when did that happen?

Rize

if you havent seen this movie...watch it....it is awesome

wow i havent posted in awhile

i'm not dead :)





as everything feels like i am a little kid today....in all ways, including the bad ones

enjoy my new favorite game

(little french kids apparently have attention spans and are good at street games)


who was your favorite babar character- i like Cornelius and the aptly named old lady :)

Thinking

So yes, yes, i should be working...i know this, but i am the queen of procrastination (i challenge anyone dethrone me) and fuck that i have been working for days...

I am writing a paper on Beloved and while i am not a fan of the book i am a fan of this quote:

"If you go there—you who was never there—if you go there and stand in the place where it was, it will happen again; it will be there, waiting for you . . . even though it’s all over—over and done with—it’s going to always be there waiting for you."


It made me think ...about many things ( i also blame certain people for asking delicate questions...this post is their fault ;)) and have become quite introspective...not in the emo sense (who am i kidding) but in the sense of rememory and how much has changed, and what can change the very core of a person...and if there is anyway back from somethings. Like the idea of this quote haunted me last year, can the past ever really become the past or will it always be there ...waiting to repeat. can one person take the place of another if they are in the same place?

somethings are inexplicable and no matter how hard you try, you just cant stop somethings and you cant go back and be where you should have been and werent...the world doesnt work like that...and no one can expect that of you...

the past is the past. it's been a year. I got over her awhile ago, but not the blame. It is not my fault, i realize that i have always known that...but now i feel like it has finally soaked in...it is finally distant enough for my own forgiveness to set in....and to realize the fact that at some point when i wasn't paying attention this settled.

I really hope that what changed this person fundamentally can heal and that she is that beautiful happy-go-lucky soul that i first met...that she can get that back, and that she is happy. I feel now that one day we will cross paths and be able to simply shake hands and our heads about how crazy the world is....to just be...say hello and then goodbye and go our separate ways.

Lame-o-narc

Is no longer just lame and annoying...but a homophobic racist as well :)


A bunch of people came to me today, cause it is just so ridiculous

she has been bitching about me being gay for awhile...i knew that..and it doesnt really phase me, i think its funny

but she actually went to housing and insisted upon having a quote "white anglo saxton protestant" as her roommate. Insisting. She is telling everyone and doesnt think it is a big deal that she asked that...god, don't you love people.

oh being straight is a stipulation as well as being white, just so we are clear.

....

tribute

t0 one of the suckiest weeks ever.

and i dont think it was just me...this week seemed to suck for everybody, and just in general.


so fuck you sucky week...

Don't you hate when you realize you have NOTHING to wear to a funeral...so you have to go to the mall and overthink every single purchase all while feeling guilty abt the whole process and that you dont know what to do or say to anyone...it makes me feel dirty.

this week sucked.
the end.

I love lolla

the line-up was just released


not as good as last year, but i will still probably cry if i have school or work and cant make it home to go...I will try to make it...weird that my normal friends tradition of going to lolla will now clash with the apparent kelkian pilgrimage to the greatness that it my home town. It should be interesting, since I'll be there i will have to try and not be anti-social and meet some of the others for a bit :)


This will also mean the final bands will be crossed off my "must see before i die" list i made my freshman year of high school

pearl jam
spoon
yeah yeah yeahs

my 15 yr old self can die happy now :)

This weekend brings with it a free outdoor regina spektor concert and a Smoosh show

i'm excited

I also want to go to the True Colors Tour

Cyndi Lauper, Debbie harry, Erasure, The Dresden Dolls, The Misshapes, The Gossip, Margaret Cho, and in DC Rufus Wainwright....

sleep

yet again i cant sleep...

since i've been sick i've reversed my sleep cycle...and i get lonely at 4am

maybe i'll make a music mix or something..i havent done that in ages...that always bores me into sleep, cause i sure as hell am not leaving the room to do hw or read in the hallway (have i mentioned i hate my roommate...she goes to sleep at 11...and bitches if i have my light on)

tell me something boring

objects

So i was going to write this slightly sappy and crazy post about objects losing the power that you gave to them along time ago.

Like how there was this book that at one point in my life I literately attributed to saving my life...and how i pick it up last night and was saddened to find that I could never read it in the same light again, that the magic and power i had placed on it was gone.

It reminded me of this old poem by I think keats or yates about how nothing can be seen for the first time again...you can never really go home again....

some crazy lame shite like that and then i found this in my search

DONALD RUMSFELD's Poetry!!!!

my life is now complete

more shopping

Help me choose a new messenger bag (it's my birthday present so i have full reign)

I'm having trouble choosing as if you know me my bag is my life...i always have it and i walk EVERYwhere, with my laptop, notebook, book, ipod extra clothing.... (my current one is dying)

1. i was thinking timbuk2 i like choosing all the colors, the size aspect, and the padded laptop compartment ... plus it is water proof and seems like it wouldnt hurt my shoulders

cons- it doesnt have external compartments for fast cellphone/wallet/ipod reach and might be too bulky for my small frame
- it is twice the price of others
- everyone has them, they are pseudo yuppie hipster and not in the good way

2. Manhattan bag A- I like the look, that it doesnt scream LAPTOP (i dont live in the best neighborhood) and love all the pockets...simple is good (hipster in the good way) and i could bring it to internships (the timbuk2 might be too flashy) is way cheaper and much less bulky. It also would go better with my coat/clothes

cons- not originally made for laptops, but mine should fit...esp. great if fits in that outer pocket
- i wanted the timbuk2 earlier, manhattans are also ubiquitous

3. other manhattan bags - made for laptops, has pockets

cons- maybe too boring, plus it only comes in brown and black...not as fun


4. ANY other ideas, i dont want something too buisnessy or laptop case like

Cast 6

ooo look and listen to the Super Bastard Cast now in technicolor! (aka with Paradox)

xxx
Lou


p.s. If the sound is worse than normal blame the breeders who invaded my podcasting space, wils and paradox for making me put down my microphone, and my crappy mic in the first place....sound problems are a result of having to adjust the volume to maxium during editing everytime i talk ;)

p.p.s. So the casts are stereoed when played in itunes and players on the computer, when transfered to the ipod they switch to mono (one of us in each ear) ... if anyone knows how i can fix this, I will worship you for a fucking long time :)

insomnia

I can't sleep...per usual and dont feel like doing anything productive, per usual

so why not post about nothing, maybe i'll make a list...i havent done that in ages

1. I have a lot going on, too much
2. I am apparently supposed to be an event planner, cause I always seem to end up doing it
3. I need to find a box to ship a bottle in...and bubble wrap
4. I need to call my father
5. I need to find doctors records
6. I need to make an appointment
7. I should probably figure out something to do about not sleeping until 5am everynight
8. I really dont want to do any of this
9. I'm working tomorrow at 8:30am (but i'm happy as i havent seen him in ages aka a week)
10. I'm going to vegas on saturday!
11. 23...jesus fuck...
12. we recorded a podcast a week ago...i should edit that ;)
13. I need a new microphone
14. my dad gave me money out of guilt, i'll take it...food is good to have
15. i found the perfect shoes!
16. all of them are out of stock everywhere EVER :(
17. yjen i found some other shoes i liked...they were also sold out everywhere...I bought these in revolt
18. tomorrow i'm going rock climbing :)
19. thursday I get my fantastic ass pants back (i love these pants)
20. can i wear green converse with tuxedo pants?...should i wear the brown ones instead?
21. vegas
22. I just realized i havent had a drink in over a week (see I'm NOT an alcoholic)
23. shoes
24. I should be getting a new messenger bag for my birthday!
25. and replacement ipod headphones! (you can blame my current $3 ones for some of the sound problems on the cast)
26. all my friends here have been super in need of my time and attention lately..when did that happen?
27. I havent had a key to my room in 2 months
28. I should really start to tell my roommate when i'm not coming home, i'm starting to worry that if i die or was kidnapped no one would notice for awhile as I tend to randomly disappear to various people who dont talk to each other places for days...and i'm not great about returning phonecalls...
29. i met my lesbian twin, the more we hang out the more creeped out i get
30. my cousins are in town this weekend
31. i have two papers due on thursday
32. and 3 meetings and a publicity campaign to budget and design, and i really need to write blog posts for my school blogs
33. i should really edit
34. wils your present should be there on friday
35. i'm thirsty
38. my sister made me homemade mac and cheese tonight :)
39. I love tivoed ANTM
40. i started reading again...then my roommate complained about my light
41. not a big fan of the roommate
42. my lesbian twin came to borrow a book when i wasnt there...and still hasnt stopped laughing at me about my roommate
43. sometimes i love just sitting back and laughing when a class of breeders discuss gay marriage
44. dont let this list fool you, i'm in an excellent mood :)
45. anyone hear of the movie Breach? i have passes and am too lazy to research it
46. i need to call my dad, so i can get insurance information, so i can afford to finally pick up my antibotics
47. Laundry
48. i really think i need things to return to normal...it seems to be slowly happening (hopefully)

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

You know it's been a crazy week when midterms cheer you up...

i might be a huge dork, but there is something so satisfying and uplifted about finishing a midterm (which I ACED!!!) and walking out of the building to perfect weather, a cloudless blue sky, and idealized college quad loitering. i took the long walk home and soaked it all in (that and all the hotass chicks running in short-shorts and tanktops)

what makes this midterm even more satisfying is the fact that i forgot i even had it until 7pm yesterday...and i didnt have the book. the person i was going to borrow it from didnt answer his phone, so i went to my meeting..drank some vodka...and spent the next 4 hrs franticly running around the city trying to find a copy. which i did. a 30 min drive away at 11pm. i have the best sister ever.

then i recorded a podcast (i know great thing to do when you have 800 pgs to read)

then i read 300 pgs

went to sleep

woke up and read and studied the rest

feels good to kick ass at a really fucking hard exam after that :)

plus i just read this which i find fucking hilarious

yes, we are at 5

Here you go the fifth cast

Listen and enjoy our excellent togetherness sound quality. especially if you want to know a shit load about our sex lives, decent beer, and hot chicks for a change.


enjoy and we love you all :)

I can't spell

on the first try...

dyslexia
obsess
possess
purpose
actually
finally
conscience
coincidence
suspicion
supposed
schizophrenia
together
discussion
alcohol
schedule
tomorrow

...thats just off the top of my head

(can you tell how bored with my project i am?)

My Dog needs love too

Isn't she pretty? and she's wicked smart as well.

Sure I don't talk about her like shes my baby, but shes 10 so is more like my best friend...who lives in chicago :(

4 Bitches!!

c-c-can I stutter?

This time around wilson bitches about questions, we answer questions, wilson owns a Brittany spears cd, i attempt and fail to explain flip cup, wilson is an asshole, and old ladies should not have sex.

There is also a special prize for whomever figures out which of us stutter more... or figure out what the fuck I do as it is a mix between a stutter and a slur :)

LISTEN (we can tell when you take turns...)


p.s. Paradox and Sissi kick ass!

p.p.s. if you need added incentive to send questions...dont send them to Wilson- send them to me, not her, at loula15@gmail.com....it will really piss her off :)

Third times the charm, Right?

Alright so after much harassing of me by Wilson, the third installment of The Bastard Cast is up and ready for your listening pleasure.

Download to listen to us talk about Beer, bad movies, wilson being a pussy, invasive questions, wilson bitching about not getting invasive questions, the drinking game of the week, and Weddings....i know your excited, i am. i really really am.

AND YOU CAN HEAR IT and everything.


enjoy and respond to our feedback requests ;)

Have you seen this?

It's like the new lonelygirl15...is it real or fake? I don't know but i'm transfixed...

plus i think the laughing one is kind of hot.

*update* it was the new lonelygirl15 - read about it

i like this chick

I hate this week

...it always sneaks up on me.

on tuesday it will be six years.

I miss my Mom.

bastard cast two

Welcome to the Bastard Cast

Where Wils and Lou try then fail..then try again only to be rescued by our very special and lovely guest, all whilst Paisley gets off.

Here it is all pretty and shiny:
With improved sound quality on libsyn

http://loula.podomatic.com/


Dont you want to hear me talk about masturbation as i sit next to a random guy? you know you want to...

you also know that you want to send us questions. You don't? yes, you do...or you might make wilson cry.

loula15@gmail.com
thewilson8r@gmail.com

Songs:
Ghostriders by the Rewinds

Fuck and Run by Liz Phair

p.s. The sound is a little off at first and is then corrected

The Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap has been removed from youtube by NBC (bitches) check it out here if you want to see it:

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/42822/

The bastard Cast

Soooo we made a podcast. Thats right ladies and dykes. Loula and Wilson are now the bastard cast. Cum, listen and enjoy. WARNING: this material is explicit.


p.s. Mom G and Mamma S. we do it all for you. MAD LOVE CUNT FACE!!!!

pps. its my first time at editing so the songs maybe louder than the cast, use your volume control and dont bitch.

ppps. it is up on podomatic for now, we have better things to do than get lybsin at the moment

and i still have no cavaties!

I totally miss that kick ass rainbow shirt :)

@$!*&@!

new years messages:

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next new message

ex: "baby?....i'm drunk...but i'm wrapping up the year and making amends....i'm sorry...i love you, happy new year..."

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fuck.