Unicorns eat children

My sister was giving me crap for wearing this shirt when i took my niece to the movies..cracks me up...my nephew loves my shirts he checks what i'm wearing as soon as he wakes up, its so cute, B wasnt so happy about his neighing sounds to the blood thirsty unicorn

I love threadless..only problem now is that i have introduced so many people to it that we all have them now, but there are plenty so its still awesome, we all sit around talking about them..at my brother and i's friendly neighborhood bar a few weeks ago we made a drunken chart of how threadless has spread, i was a major nexus...it was hilarious because i introduced him to it 2-3 years ago..and at the bar that night were 5 people who had found it through us and then told others...anywho go to threadless.com the best t-shirt sight ever (straight from chicago bitches)..they are not as good as they used to be, but every once in awhile there is a great one

i need to call my father. I just realized that i have not talked to him in weeks...wonder what he is up to, and i need to get all sorts of crap done, plus lease shite figured out..he is very useful and intimating when i need him to be, can get me out of anything that i cant talk my way out of..all this from a 60 year old really nice man who ends phone calls with "love ya much"...i love my dad he cracks me up...he just has a penchant for crazy ass women

off now to meet roommate chick at the metro..feels like a blind date...i'm not sure how to describe myself to her - medium height with bright red glasses, bright red shoes, an interesting t-shirt and hair reminiscent of harry potter after a hard night
wish me luck...