i like lists- just give me a topic

almost 100 Things I hate (prompted by KC's mention of rib flavored yogurt...just writing it makes me want to barf)

1. YOGURT - it is thick and creamy and gross and smells weird
2. Advertisements for toenail fungus cures where they show the gross toenails failing off
3. long toenails
4. toenail fungus
5. George W. Bush (see 4)
6. Clowns
7. Ventriloquist dummies
8. Mannequins
9. Tom Cruise
10. Ethan Frome
11. The Scarlet Letter
12. Dumb and Dumber type movies
13. Married with Children
14. Mike Judge's animation style- i just cant look at bevis and butthead and king of the hill
15. Star Jones
16. bacne
17. Ashley simpson
18. Hilary Duff
19. Spiders (not scared of them.. i hate them)
20. Salmon
21. Gold clothing
22. people singing too me unprovoked - marriachi bands etc.
23. Carnies- (people yelling things at me unprovoked)
24. Mosh Pit (men groping me unprovoked) ...that i cant remember how to spell unprovoked
25. men groping me
26. Daddy sauce
27. looking at burns (if you have ever had first aid training you will understand)
28. watching birthing videos
29. going to church
30. Tackiness
31. slow walkers
32. slow turners (don't waste my green arrow bitch)
33. cancer
34. the noise of people cutting/biting nails
35. little yippy dogs
36. hairless cats
37. animals dressed as humans
38. lord of the dance
39. Ross on friends
40. public speaking
41. stupid people
42. Glorifying stupid people
43. hitler
44. bill o'reily
45. ann coulter
46. Scalia
47. meal worms
48. 13 yr old girl high pitched screams
49. volleyball
50. garbage bags that break
51. really dirty kitchens
52. slimy mildew
53. focus on the family
54. militant pro-lifers
55. AFA
56. pee-wee herman (he scares me)
57. Patricia cornwells latest book
58. when my computer breaks
59. my step-mom
60. long division
61. horse flies and this gnat that keeps landing on my computer screen
62. my 9th grade world history teacher
63. cubicles
64. Asinine rules
65. people who use the word asinine incessantly
66. people who truly hate other people
67. people who cant hold a conversation (stopping all conversation so that they can speak is NOT a conversation)
68. people who get mad at you, but wont let you be mad at them (i dont know how to explain)
69. BJ's
70. balls
71. my dads patrick O'Brien audiobooks
72. dog eared pages in books
73. creamed herring
74. the smell of fish
75. boredom
76. when i get in trouble/ awkward sit. because somebody doesnt get my twisted dry humor (apparently i am very believable when saying completely ricockulous things)
77. people who dont understand the concept of sarcasm
78. mother teresa that dirty slut
79. driving in front of a cop
80. The Wiggles
81. For Better or for Worse (the comic strip)
82. old middle aged breeders who grind and make out at concerts and sporting events
83. the words NO and moist
84. slutty childrens clothing
85. those people who should NOT be wearing that tube top
86. that i really cant sleep and i have to getup to watch a baby and i have a 5 hr lab tomorrow
morning
87. it being to hot to sleep
88. making phone calls
90. the number 89
91. Indiana
92. the time clock on blogger that doesnt seem to understand the eastern timezone (its 2:48)